三字經=英文色文
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k CW!m 人之初：At the beginning of life.(生命的起初)
g3~~"`2 性本善：Sex is good.(性是美好的)
SXo[[ao 性相近：Basically, all the sex are same.(基本上,所有的性行為是差不多滴)
E7NbPNd 習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.(但還是得依照個人的喜好而為之)
c."bTq4tJ 苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.(若你不隨時勤練精進)
@6YBK+" 性乃遷：Sex will leave you.(性將遠離你的生活)
mB^I @oZ* 教之道：The way of learning it..(學習性的指導原則)
$dZ>bXUw: 貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person..(最最重要的法則是做性這檔事只能對一個人)
&. =}g] 昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(曾經有一個偉大的教母:孟母)
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{e3U7; 擇鄰處：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(為孩子選最佳性行為示範的鄰居為鄰,避免壞的性示範而影響小朋友的身心健康)
]Z$TzT&@% 子不學：If you don t study hard,.(再次叮嚀,你若再不刻苦勤學....)
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%%+mWz a 竇燕山 ：Dou, the Famous.(竇先生,名人)
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有義方 ：owned a very effective exciting medicine.(他有一帖非常讚的藥方)
)`s;~ _ZZ 教五子 ：All his five son took it.(生出來的五個男孩全靠這一帖)
I*:qGr+ WJ 名俱揚 ：and their sexual ability were well-known..(而他五個小孩的性能力,北港有名聲,下港有出名)
\at-" [. 養不教 ：If your children don t know how to do it,.(你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行為....)
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父之過 ：It is all your fault..(這所有最過都是你造成的)
jW1 YTQ 教不嚴 ：If they had lots of problems with it,.(如果你的小孩做這檔是有問題....)
Q k;Kn 師之惰 ：their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..(那他的老師一定敎很懶散,沒有敎的很徹底)
*qO ]v9 j 子不學 ：You may refuse to study this.(你或許會抗拒學習它....)
qJ X+[PJ 非所宜 ：but that is a real mistake.(你就犯下真正的錯誤)
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,S8T%d 幼不學 ：If you don t learn it in childhood,.(如果不從小學習它....)
X"TUe>cM 老何為 ：you will lose your ability when aged.(若上了年紀你會喪失所有的性能力)
J)$& z*! 玉不琢 ：If you don t exercise your dick,.(若沒有持續操你的小弟弟)
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S_|9j{w) 人不學 ：If you don t learn sex,.(如果你沒有學習性行為)
9Q C"Od9H 不知義 ：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(你將無法體會享受其中的甜美)
