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<h7cQ MYW kEv7 人之初：At the beginning of life.(生命的起初)
=1l6( pJ 性本善：Sex is good.(性是美好的)
rG-T Dm 性相近：Basically, all the sex are same.(基本上,所有的性行為是差不多滴)
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~?$( 習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.(但還是得依照個人的喜好而為之)
?dgyi4J?=` 苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.(若你不隨時勤練精進)
Q !e560@ 性乃遷：Sex will leave you.(性將遠離你的生活)
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教之道：The way of learning it..(學習性的指導原則)
:CyHo 6o9 貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person..(最最重要的法則是做性這檔事只能對一個人)
J,2V&WuV0r 昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(曾經有一個偉大的教母:孟母)
D0r viO 擇鄰處：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(為孩子選最佳性行為示範的鄰居為鄰,避免壞的性示範而影響小朋友的身心健康)
FPDTw8" B; 子不學：If you don t study hard,.(再次叮嚀,你若再不刻苦勤學....)
CI'RuR3y]Z 斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless..(你的雞雞就從此報廢掉)
iAwEnQ3h 竇燕山 ：Dou, the Famous.(竇先生,名人)
^a4z*#IOr 有義方 ：owned a very effective exciting medicine.(他有一帖非常讚的藥方)
x;n3 Zr;( 教五子 ：All his five son took it.(生出來的五個男孩全靠這一帖)
F)LbH& Kn 名俱揚 ：and their sexual ability were well-known..(而他五個小孩的性能力,北港有名聲,下港有出名)
5`QcPDp{z 養不教 ：If your children don t know how to do it,.(你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行為....)
t; e&[eg 父之過 ：It is all your fault..(這所有最過都是你造成的)
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G_- 教不嚴 ：If they had lots of problems with it,.(如果你的小孩做這檔是有問題....)
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L (Y1ey9x 子不學 ：You may refuse to study this.(你或許會抗拒學習它....)
08`|C)Z! 非所宜 ：but that is a real mistake.(你就犯下真正的錯誤)
P=QxfX0B 幼不學 ：If you don t learn it in childhood,.(如果不從小學習它....)
'r?ULft1 老何為 ：you will lose your ability when aged.(若上了年紀你會喪失所有的性能力)
~zqb{o^ pT 玉不琢 ：If you don t exercise your dick,.(若沒有持續操你的小弟弟)
/, Xl8<~# 不成器 ：It won t become hard and strong..(它將不會變的堅硬和強壯)
Hc)z:x;Sj 人不學 ：If you don t learn sex,.(如果你沒有學習性行為)
ky2 bj}"p9 不知義 ：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(你將無法體會享受其中的甜美)
