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RU )35oEV| 性本善：Sex is good.(性是美好的)
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D+ftb/ 苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.(若你不隨時勤練精進)
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nz<{' 性乃遷：Sex will leave you.(性將遠離你的生活)
m P(3[a_Q 教之道：The way of learning it..(學習性的指導原則)
|y\Km 貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person..(最最重要的法則是做性這檔事只能對一個人)
(!os &/", 昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(曾經有一個偉大的教母:孟母)
lq/2Y4LE) 擇鄰處：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(為孩子選最佳性行為示範的鄰居為鄰,避免壞的性示範而影響小朋友的身心健康)
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子不學：If you don t study hard,.(再次叮嚀,你若再不刻苦勤學....)
s[1ao"sZ^ 斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless..(你的雞雞就從此報廢掉)
:$ 5A3i 竇燕山 ：Dou, the Famous.(竇先生,名人)
g g;r;3u 有義方 ：owned a very effective exciting medicine.(他有一帖非常讚的藥方)
Lpchla$ 教五子 ：All his five son took it.(生出來的五個男孩全靠這一帖)
OW:*qY c;: 名俱揚 ：and their sexual ability were well-known..(而他五個小孩的性能力,北港有名聲,下港有出名)
Nkdv'e\ 養不教 ：If your children don t know how to do it,.(你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行為....)
;SR ESW 父之過 ：It is all your fault..(這所有最過都是你造成的)
V|7Y Ra@ 教不嚴 ：If they had lots of problems with it,.(如果你的小孩做這檔是有問題....)
)s2] -n}W 師之惰 ：their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..(那他的老師一定敎很懶散,沒有敎的很徹底)
29R-Up!SVN 子不學 ：You may refuse to study this.(你或許會抗拒學習它....)
z3fv} _\z 非所宜 ：but that is a real mistake.(你就犯下真正的錯誤)
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|Um 幼不學 ：If you don t learn it in childhood,.(如果不從小學習它....)
QFyL2Xes/ 老何為 ：you will lose your ability when aged.(若上了年紀你會喪失所有的性能力)
mCtS_"W 玉不琢 ：If you don t exercise your dick,.(若沒有持續操你的小弟弟)
X'9.fKp 不成器 ：It won t become hard and strong..(它將不會變的堅硬和強壯)
)Nv1_ en<! 人不學 ：If you don t learn sex,.(如果你沒有學習性行為)
VSj!Gm0LB 不知義 ：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(你將無法體會享受其中的甜美)
