三字經=英文色文
oRmN|d ~4 =/Vr,y$ \CX`PZ>< 人之初:At the beginning of life.(生命的起初)
Zb<DgJ=3 性本善:Sex is good.(性是美好的)
]C}z3hhk 性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.(基本上,所有的性行為是差不多滴)
X;6&:%ZL@^ 習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.(但還是得依照個人的喜好而為之)
&z&Jl#t-) 苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.(若你不隨時勤練精進)
rqT@i(i 性乃遷:Sex will leave you.(性將遠離你的生活)
u` R 教之道:The way of learning it..(學習性的指導原則)
OB;AgE@ 貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person..(最最重要的法則是做性這檔事只能對一個人)
Q0Dw2>~_K 昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(曾經有一個偉大的教母:孟母)
~^KemwogPN 擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(為孩子選最佳性行為示範的鄰居為鄰,避免壞的性示範而影響小朋友的身心健康)
*~:4&$ 子不學:If you don t study hard,.(再次叮嚀,你若再不刻苦勤學....)
}V6}>!Sb 斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless..(你的雞雞就從此報廢掉)
gV$Lfkz 竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(竇先生,名人)
11%^K=dq 有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(他有一帖非常讚的藥方)
zA\DI]:+ 教五子 :All his five son took it.(生出來的五個男孩全靠這一帖)
q@r8V&-< 名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(而他五個小孩的性能力,北港有名聲,下港有出名)
pU<->d;-> 養不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行為....)
rnEWTk7& 父之過 :It is all your fault..(這所有最過都是你造成的)
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T!{< 教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(如果你的小孩做這檔是有問題....)
"&77`R 師之惰 :their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..(那他的老師一定敎很懶散,沒有敎的很徹底)
pc:~_6S 子不學 :You may refuse to study this.(你或許會抗拒學習它....)
Q~ te` 非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(你就犯下真正的錯誤)
h8$lDFo 幼不學 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(如果不從小學習它....)
ZYc)_Og 老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged.(若上了年紀你會喪失所有的性能力)
n)^B0DnIk 玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(若沒有持續操你的小弟弟)
ceyZ4M 不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(它將不會變的堅硬和強壯)
CP["N(fF 人不學 :If you don t learn sex,.(如果你沒有學習性行為)
bUU_NqUf*3 不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(你將無法體會享受其中的甜美)
