You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
你教我以后点出黎行？
If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
如果你够姜既话就放马过黎。
“I saw a pork chop”
我见到件猪扒啊。
Are you road?
你系咪路啊？
What the water are you?
你系乜水啊？
Do you big me?
你大我啊？
Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
Do you think me didn’t arrive?
你当我无到？（劲！！）
You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
Today I was very black son.
今日我好黑仔。
I am wearing grass.
我着紧草。 （经典啊）
You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
你未够班同我讲数！
Two beat six.
二打六.
Two five son.
二五仔.

非常之無語...

看過

Big tea rice----大茶飯

What the water are you?
你系乜水啊？
强！！！！

have fun!!

好似果个越笑越爽入面有啊~

哈哈哈，几经典咖。

孤陋寡闻未睇过，不过笑死我啦。

超搞笑

纯粹的直译

又学到嘢了，到时出去浦就可以抛书包纳～

第日对边个唔爽就讲衣几句英文