我哋熟识嘅伟哥又黎喇~~今次又有乜笑料呢?大家系咪好期待呢~OK,废话小讲,即刻入戏肉!!!
gD,&TW JzyCeM = 今日系平安夜,但系我一D都唔平安,点解呢~~~~唔使婶啦,8成都系因为兜伟哥。
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c>@1 今朝一晨早就比个关唔倒既吐痰闹钟嘈醒,琳来琳去都系唔明,一个正常既人,因乜解究都产量咁多痰?????朝朝起身吐,晚晚训教又吐,究竟距系乜野生物体~~~·~~·椅~~~记得前一排有个谣言~~话乜野 中国不正常人类研究所既所长走咗出来~~~嗯~~~~呢件事有警滚~~~~~~。
-9Q(3$} 厄运从我今早一起身开始~~·今早我系比一阵好浓烈既味道鉴生局醒噶~~~乜味????嘻嘻..你估下~~~系一种好似过期茉莉花茶既味道-冤冤叔叔,又夹带住一种超乎人类想象同埋超出正常人能够接受既臭味~~~~嗯~~~无错~~~一闻就知~~~伟哥响屎吭疴紧屎~~~~
B=_w9iVN 哇~~~果种又冤又叔又臭既味真系好难顶~~~无论我点挣扎~~打开晒门窗~~后来用埋宿舍支家居安(沙虫水)响厕所门口狂喷~~都系覆盖唔倒朕死人猫屎除~~~闻一闻,好快晕,索一索,稳命搏,真系唔系浪得虚名~~~系呢个moment你会感受倒咩叫路过有罪~~~~你明唔明~~~疴屎臭可能唔系距既错,..但系臭晕人就系距既罪~~~~唉~~痛苦~~都不但止啊~~距臭到成日宿舍都算啦~~每次距疴完屎都要帮距执手尾噶~~~~~what~~?? 琳唔明呢~~~因为每次距疴屎时都会有好多蚊子啊~苍蝇啊~~之类既生物好似集体坠机咁跌落地下~(流蚊雨)~场面何其壮观~~~冚地都系~~唉~~又要扫地~~~~我觉得用呢D味去研制杀虫水又或者将来战争用既新类化学武器会有好大发展空间~~~而且前景好乐观~~~
IpP%WW u 好啦,等咗N内,终于等倒距从茅厕行出来啦~~哇~~距个样~~一见倒就无胃口~~甩皮甩骨咁~~又缩脖又抹脚~简直系不堪入目~~厕所明明有水喉距唔洗手,偏偏要行去阳台洗,又洗又吐痰,·~~好恶顶~~~洗完手出来,跟住又笑骑骑,放毒蛇~~咁~~都唔知距做乜~~~我开始怀疑距系唔够称噶(第21号染色体多咗条)~~~~~~~
P}bIp+ 见倒距个死人99屎屎个衰款~~~真系好有冲动过去一野链死距~~一拳中死距~~
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唉~~再讲落去~~我真系惊我抑制唔倒自己,宜家行过距度~~一巴挖9死距~~
wq)*bIv 待续...... =~D? K9o P.S:一下系part1至part3嘅连接,未睇过嘅可以入去睇下,睇过嘅都可以入去重温一下~~
i2F7O"f. part1:
http://www.canton8.com/forum/read.php?tid=47943&u=54915 ^_7|b[Bt part2:
http://www.canton8.com/forum/read.php?tid=48156&u=54915 &,X}M part3:
http://www.canton8.com/forum/read.php?tid=50302&u=54915