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d.3cd40Q ( <KFA, 人之初：At the beginning of life.(生命的起初)
hb ="J349 性本善：Sex is good.(性是美好的)
DV{0 |E 性相近：Basically, all the sex are same.(基本上,所有的性行為是差不多滴)
0(|Yy/Yq 習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.(但還是得依照個人的喜好而為之)
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@ . 苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.(若你不隨時勤練精進)
6m$lK%P {1 性乃遷：Sex will leave you.(性將遠離你的生活)
euiP<[|h= 教之道：The way of learning it..(學習性的指導原則)
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]6: `5- 貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person..(最最重要的法則是做性這檔事只能對一個人)
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C 昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(曾經有一個偉大的教母:孟母)
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O 7 擇鄰處：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(為孩子選最佳性行為示範的鄰居為鄰,避免壞的性示範而影響小朋友的身心健康)
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C>Oyh:%! 子不學：If you don t study hard,.(再次叮嚀,你若再不刻苦勤學....)
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DG t 斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless..(你的雞雞就從此報廢掉)
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;<gj 竇燕山 ：Dou, the Famous.(竇先生,名人)
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& Dh 有義方 ：owned a very effective exciting medicine.(他有一帖非常讚的藥方)
0PD=/fh[ 教五子 ：All his five son took it.(生出來的五個男孩全靠這一帖)
). 3riR 名俱揚 ：and their sexual ability were well-known..(而他五個小孩的性能力,北港有名聲,下港有出名)
x/dyb. 養不教 ：If your children don t know how to do it,.(你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行為....)
.+(R,SvN%< 父之過 ：It is all your fault..(這所有最過都是你造成的)
'\M]$`Et 教不嚴 ：If they had lots of problems with it,.(如果你的小孩做這檔是有問題....)
/b7]NC% 師之惰 ：their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..(那他的老師一定敎很懶散,沒有敎的很徹底)
s[bQO1g;* 子不學 ：You may refuse to study this.(你或許會抗拒學習它....)
= glF6a 非所宜 ：but that is a real mistake.(你就犯下真正的錯誤)
i_(6} Y& 幼不學 ：If you don t learn it in childhood,.(如果不從小學習它....)
w ZfY~ 老何為 ：you will lose your ability when aged.(若上了年紀你會喪失所有的性能力)
_9C,N2a{C 玉不琢 ：If you don t exercise your dick,.(若沒有持續操你的小弟弟)
^Na3VP 不成器 ：It won t become hard and strong..(它將不會變的堅硬和強壯)
<? F- v 人不學 ：If you don t learn sex,.(如果你沒有學習性行為)
Rt>mAU$} 不知義 ：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(你將無法體會享受其中的甜美)
